THE BEST HOLIDAY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF

There is a day that comes around once a year.  The date is not definite and can change from year to year, but it is usually the first week of March.  The reason most people have never heard of this holiday is that it is a holiday for a select few, I only started celebrating it 4 years ago.  Anyway that day was today.  My REI dividend came in the mail, Woohoo!  It's free money to my favorite store and they send a 20% off coupon with it, what could be better?  I think I start anticipating this day a few minutes after midnight on new year's eve.  I think I will buy this